1. What is your favorite word?decadence
2. What is your least favorite word?bourgeois3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?music of various varieties4. What turns you off?students who are incapable of thinking for themselves and so it becomes your problem.5. What is your favorite curse word?arse6. What sound or noise do you love?jet plane roaring past my window7. What sound or noise do you hate?car horns and the fire alarm (testing will give me a heart attack one of these days!)8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?fiction writer and maybe UK dictator for life9. What profession would you not like to do?teacher - underpaid, underappreciated and overworked.10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?'There you are! We were expecting you much earlier than this!'