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Friday, May 06, 2005

And now for something completely different...

In an effort to remove myself from mentioning the election for a while (well apart from that one mention there) I have decided to follow Michele's suggestion and try answering the 10 questions:

1. What is your favorite word?

decadence

2. What is your least favorite word?

bourgeois
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
music of various varieties
4. What turns you off?

students who are incapable of thinking for themselves and so it becomes your problem.
5. What is your favorite curse word?
arse
6. What sound or noise do you love?
jet plane roaring past my window
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
car horns and the fire alarm (testing will give me a heart attack one of these days!)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
fiction writer and maybe UK dictator for life
9. What profession would you not like to do?
teacher - underpaid, underappreciated and overworked.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
'There you are! We were expecting you much earlier than this!'


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. Favorite word ? Kaitlin

2. Least favorite word ? Liberal

3. What turns you on emotionally, creatively, or spiritually ? The sun rising over the tundra in the Arctic cirle. Sliding recklessly down a snow covered mountain on a pair of skis, looking up into a crystal clear sky, breathing air that is so clean it had to have come straight from Heaven.

4. What turns you off ? Snobbishness

5. Favorite curse word ? Either git or bugger.

6. Sound or noise that you love ? The sound that my golf clubs makes when I strike a ball well, though it happens far too infrequently.

7. Sound or noice that you hate ? The body shaking bass coming out of teenagers car steroes that surely cost more than the car itself.

8. What profession would you like to attempt ? Professional golfer

9. What profession would you not like to attempt ? Junior high or high school teacher. How sad is it that is one of the most unappealling jobs I can conjure up?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive ? Despite all of your best efforts to be denied entry, in the end, you turned out to be an alright guy.

J.D.

Kav said...

WHat JD will actually hear when he gets to heaven:

'We were going to let you in but hen we found all this hate in your heart for Liberals! Down you go, oh, and say hi to GW for us...'

;-)

Anonymous said...

I do not hate them, I just consider them to have good intentions, but are just a bit misguided.

GW is one of my personal heroes, so if he is going to burn in hell, I guess I would be honored to do so with him.