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Thursday, January 19, 2006

What Darwinists , IDers and Creationists don't want you to know...

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

I know I am late to this party but the Chuck Norris fact site cracks me up. I particularly like the very bizarre:

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

or this one:

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.


Thanks to David for tipping me off to this.

1 comment:

David said...

I do like the crop circle one. My other favourite is:

"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."

:)